New York Man "Grows" Six Inches Through Surgery - This is really f'ing disgusting. Why would you purposely go through the pain, not to mention the money, if you don't have to? So you're 5'6". Big whoop.
Melissa McCarthy's Cheerleader Past - Who doesn't want to wear a turtleneck as pants? Sounds like a new Etsy trend.
Jury: Farries Guilty On All Counts - This is a local story that's been big news for the last year. I'm so glad the stupid woman was found guilty. Whenever she was shown on tv, you could tell that she didn't feel bad at all that she'd killed someone.
Parenting Fails: Teaching Your Kids About the Coming Zombie Apocalypse is Important - This is freaking hilarious. I've got to get my hands on the full book.
How to Stretch Your Clothing Budget - Wow, this article is amazing! Or as Christian Siriano would say Fierce! I've always loved looking at clothes in magazines, catalogues, newspaper ads, etc. etc. And I keep telling myself I'm going to dress better. But I never really get around to it. Anyways, this article has awesome advice.
Dog Upstages Little Girl's Song - So cute.
Watch a Helicopter Get Destroyed By Physics Without Even Leaving The Ground - I don't understand why the pilot didn't shut off the engine to prevent the damage. Were they trying to demolish the helicopter?
Johanna Long Bests Whatsherface At 2012 Daytona Nationwide Race - This makes me so happy. #GoJo
What Word Describes Whatsherface And Starts With A "B" - Hahahahaha This is freaking great. I love this news anchor.
Gaynalysis: The 2012 Daytona 500 - This is the whole reason I read Queers4Gears. I love the snark that's injected into the race recaps. This one's not snarky. But it is fabulous.